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Missing you Y2’s!  It’s been fun having some phone chats!  Now for some June Jokes….

How do all the oceans say hello to each other?  They wave.

What did one wall say to the other wall?  I’ll meet you on the corner.

What kind of tree fits in your hand?  A palm tree.

What did the big flower say to the little flower?  Hello Bud.

And finally, from our day at the seaside…..               Why  are seagulls called seagulls?  Because if they flew over a bay, they’d be called bagels!

Love from Rhonda xx

I was looking on line the other day for some camouflage trousers to buy….but I couldn’t find any.

Have  you ever tried to eat a clock?  It’s so time consuming.

I don’t trust the stairs in our block of flats.  They’re always up to something.

This isn’t a joke…..Have any of you been to the new Lidl yet?  Inside they have something called ‘The Middle of Lidl’!  It’s the aisle (don’t say the /s/ in aisle) at the center of the shop that has non food products which changes every couple of days.  I could’ve bought a laminating machine instead of the bananas I went there for.  It’s like the place got mixed up, putting Robert Dyas smack dab in the center!  It’s very Rhonda Random and I really like it.  Hope you are all well!  Love, Rhonda x

Have you heard the gossip/rumour about butter?  Well, I’m not going to spread it.

Why didn’t the crab share very well?  He was a bit shellfish. 

What do you call a man who can’t stand?  Neil

I wouldn’t buy anything with Velcro.  It’s a total rip off!

What do you all a bear without any teeth?  A gummy bear

Hi Y2!  I’ve enjoyed seeing some of you (at a 2m distance) around the neighbourhood.  Guess who I saw?  One girl in y2 had a budgie on her head! Another y2 gal has been watching Lord of the Rings!

I’m well apart from missing you which is causing my words to swop at the end of my sentences.  When you chat with your families, it might just happen to you as well.

Every sentence you say, change the last 2 words by swopping their first letters.  Instead of saying, “She’s my little sister,” you would say, “She’s my sittle lister.”  Instead of saying, “That was yummy pasta,” you would say, “That was pummy yasta.”  Another one might be, “I should clean my messy room,” turning into, “I should clean my ressy moon.”  Try it.  It’s funny!

Love from Rhonda xx

Hi y2, Rhonda here!!  Thankfully my reading and writing names backwards has been sorted but now there seems to be a problem with numbers!  Each time I say a word that sounds like a number, the next number nudges in!  Here’s what happens every time:

You should pay attention!  –turns into–  You should pay aelevention!

Let’s go to Tesco.  –turns into– Let’s go three Tesco.

Which one do you want?   –turns into–   Which two do you want?

Clean your room before we eat. –turns into–   Clean your room befive we eat.

I ate a lot for breakfast.   –turns into–   I nine a lot breakfast.

I’ll need your help again please.  The only thing that will work is when you write back to me with another annoying next number sentence.  Hurry!  Love to you all, Rhonda x

Hey Y2!!  How are you all???  I was thinking of you guys this morning and my mind started to read your names backwards of all directions!  These strange things happen when I’m missing you.  Here’s what I mean:  Mia’s name backwards is AIM!  Sienna’s name backwards is ANNE-IS.  Hadi’s name backwards, if you add ‘o’ at the end is IDAHO, which is an American state.  Amina’s name backwards, if you add ‘l’ at the end is ANIMAL.  I must hear from you guys soon so I can start reading/thinking forwards again!

Love, Adnohr (Rhonda)