Nearly Mid May Jokes from Rhonda

I was looking on line the other day for some camouflage trousers to buy….but I couldn’t find any.

Have  you ever tried to eat a clock?  It’s so time consuming.

I don’t trust the stairs in our block of flats.  They’re always up to something.

This isn’t a joke…..Have any of you been to the new Lidl yet?  Inside they have something called ‘The Middle of Lidl’!  It’s the aisle (don’t say the /s/ in aisle) at the center of the shop that has non food products which changes every couple of days.  I could’ve bought a laminating machine instead of the bananas I went there for.  It’s like the place got mixed up, putting Robert Dyas smack dab in the center!  It’s very Rhonda Random and I really like it.  Hope you are all well!  Love, Rhonda x